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By Bob Bullet

    Week 10

Fast and Furious (and a day or two late)

Red Neck Rules!

Break up the Bullets:

Bullet saw this one coming: pre-game quote from Bullet: “I'm sittin' back relaxin' awaitin' my big point total and subsequent "W," since I'm playing the Sloth Monsters this weekend.  Thanks you very much schedule-maker, and Mukes - in advance.” The Wizard was also tuned in before the game: Parks: “With his luck, you should be able to spot at least 30 on the Sloths without even trying.” The only thing Bullet was wrong about, was that he would get an “A.W.” instead of just a regular old “W.”  In case you missed it, the Bullets played host to the Sloth Monsters and unleashed a 49 point outburst – to the surprise of no one, especially Mukes – and captured a big BDFL vict’ry, complete with vict’ry chicken, and earning the Bullets the “Top Dog of the Week” award.

Sloth Monsters – The (Reality) Series: Episode 9

This week’s episode begins with Mukes lounging on the couch with a bag of potato chips and a big glass of milk.  He’s watching the election results come in with a clicker changing from CNN, to CNBC, to FOX News, to MSNBC.  Suddenly, he throws the remote at the TV and there is a big crash.  Completely disgusted with the results, Mukes changes the channel to the Three Stooges, calls up Albert and Jaimie, and breaks out the BBQ and Miller Lite.  The trio then spend the rest of the night debating the merits of the Stooges, who would make the best Moe, Larry, and Curley and listen to Jaimie insist that they should be watching re-runs of Barney (that’s the Andy Griffith Show, not the purple kids character).  Meanwhile, in BDFL action… well you read about the results previously, Bullet hung an AW on the Three Toed Tree Dwellers.  Don’t forget to tune in next week, in the meantime please patronize our sponsors: Copenhagen, Miller Lite, Barber’s Milk and the Energizer Bunny.

Woo Crew Pounds Wizards

Tommy T. kept pace in the rugged Red Neck division by stopping the Tampa Tarnishers by 20.  In fact, after 10 weeks of BDFL competition, the Woosier lead the Red Neck Division my one point (over the Bullets), and the Red Neck Division leads the league in total points.  This weekend, in Blount County the Pixie Dusters found out just how hard it is in 2008 to beat one of these teams.  All of “Hayden is Happy” read bumper stickers throughout Smoke Rise.

Bootleggers (Red Neck Team) Pound Mayors

The Cuyahoga Falls Bootleggers were the third Red Neck Division team to roll up more than 40-points in Week 10.  The Woods Brothers in a Big Block Dodge (with a hot chick, which may or may not have been Lisa), rolled into the Magic City and put something on the Cronies that won’t come off with Ajax.  It wasn’t exactly an A.W., but it was a win big enough to make Lowrey Langford speechless, if only for a day or two.

Gamblers Can’t Carry Red Neck (Winning) Torch – Lose to Cool Spingsters

The Gulf Coast Gamblers couldn’t hold up their end of the deal in Week 10, losing to the Cool Spring Grenades by a touchdown, 23-16.  It has been the best of times (Alabama undefeated and ranked #1 and the Titans undefeated, Phat Phil gone) and the worst of times (Father Ryan 5-5) for the Commissioner in 2008. But, he’ll take a BDFL vict’ry anytime.

BioCats Bomb Burr

In Vestavia, the BioCats completely demolished the Dogs with an old-fashioned A.W.  The Mangy Mutts only avoided the “Toilet Seat” award because the Slovaks and Cheetah III’s seem to be worse this season.

Naut So Fast, My Friend

Borrowing a line from her idol, Lee Corso, Allyson opened up a can of whoop-@$$ on the Cheetah III’s this past weekend, striking a blow for her gender from Alaska to Alabama.  And even though Sarah Palin fell short as the VP candidate, A.E. is always glad to strike a blow for truth, justice, and the American way (of playing Fantasy Football).  Also when asked about her experience in Foreign Policy, the Leader of the Nauts was able to tell the truth and say, she had none other than stomping the Fighting Slovaks.

Slovaks Slide Continues

Speaking of the Slovaks, they ventured to Brookside – along the banks of the Five Mile Creek, not the Black Creek – to battle cousin Jaimie in the BDFL.  The pair were going to be there anyway for a Family Affair, and decided to go ahead and settle and old dispute in the process.  The Woodies hammered the EuroTrash Talkers, but allowed them to score one more point than the Cheetahs, thus avoiding the Toilet Seat honor.

Blitz Outscores Sledheads

Mad Jack’s Mean Machine hit a major bump in the road this weekend leaving Tuscaloosa.  That bump turned out to be the rejuvenated Druid City Blitz.  Nuff Said.

Red Stick (Baton Rouge) Rewind:

On the Bayou… Bama goes to OT, but beats the Bengal Tigers to snap a 5-game losing streak to LSU.  Next up a two-game streak vs. Mississippi State that should come to a crashing end Saturday Night at Bryant-Denny Stadium.

Allman Brothers Line of the Week:

“Just one more morning, I had to wake up with the blues.  Pull myself out of bed, put on my walking shoes.  Climb up on a hilltop and see what I could see.  The whole world’s falling down right down in front of me.” – From “Dreams I’ll Never See”

Mukes’ Miller SpotLite:

Mukes Miller SpotLite of the week:

#49, Safety, Rashad Johnson: 3 INTs, 1 TD

The Quote

of the Week

"The trio then spend the rest of the night debating the merits of the Stooges, who would make the best Moe, Larry, and Curley and listen to Jaimie insist that they should be watching re-runs of Barney (that’s the Andy Griffith Show, not the purple kids character)"

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