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1995 Fairfield PowerSleds |
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1996 Fairfield PowerSleds |
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1997 Capital City Bullets* |
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1998 Wizards of Greystone |
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1999 Gulf Coast Gamblers |
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2000 Gulf Coast Gamblers |
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2001 Lake Cryus Sloth Monsters |
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2002 Magic City Mayors |
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2003 Riverchase Cheetahs |
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2004 Smoke Rise Woosiers |
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2005 Riverchase Cheetahs |
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* The Tainted Title |
Sloths always hang tough
The Monster
Mash
An inside look at the Sloth Monsters
by Mike "Mukes" Dismukes
Hammond take over the head coaching reins
SILVER LAKES - The Sloths have hired a new coach and are looking for a change of direction in the upcoming season. When the deal fell through to hire Mike Price away from The Cheetahs the obvious candidate was Harry "Big Daddy" Hammond. We are not sure of the new game plan but can assure everyone none on our team will be sober. Rumor has it David Valletto will be the new GM and in charge of player selection.
Sloths mascot and new battle cry come from a Livingston Saturday Night
SILVER LAKES - Keeping with the Jimmy Buffet theme, the new mascot for the Sloths is a Ford Granada covered in hay and mud with a canoe strapped on top. The new team battle cry, not to be confused with the team song is from the poet Big Albert Lee Reeves Jr. "Musta Been Somebody Else". Suburban legend has it that Mr. Buffet wrote Livingston Saturday Night after a long conversation with a Livingston football player at a local watering hole after the young lad poet had shared his strange set of circumstances surrounding a proverbial Livingston Saturday night.
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QB |
Kitna/DET |
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QB |
McNabb/PHI |
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QB |
O'Sullivan/DET |
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RB |
Westbrook/PHI |
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RB |
Keith/IND |
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RB |
Buckhalter/PHI |
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RB |
Henry/TEN |
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WR |
Coles/NYJ |
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Galloway/TB |
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WR |
Horn/ATL |
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WR |
Clark/IND |
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WR |
Furrey/DET |
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PK |
Elam/DEN |
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PK |
Kasay/CAR |
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DF |
Miami |
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San Francisco |
Silver Lakes Sloth Monsters
Established 1999
CITY: Silver Lakes
OWNER: Mike "Mukes" Dismukes
GM: David Valletto
HEAD COACH: Harry 'Big Daddy" Hammond
TEAM COLORS: Lime Green, Navy Blue and Gold
HOME STADIUM: Bessemer Metropolitan Municipal Aviation Dome
MASCOT: 1975 Ford Grenada covered with hay and mud with a canoe strapped
to the top
TEAM BATTLE CRY: "Musta Been Somebody Else" by poet Big Albert Reeves II
TEAM THEME SONG: "A Pirate Looks at Forty" by Jimmy Buffet
TEAM MOTTO: "I made enough money to buy Miami but I pissed it away so
fast"
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