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The Column
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1995 Fairfield PowerSleds |
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1996 Fairfield PowerSleds |
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1997 Capital City Bullets* |
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1998 Wizards of Greystone |
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1999 Gulf Coast Gamblers |
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2000 Gulf Coast Gamblers |
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2001 Lake Cryus Sloth Monsters |
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2002 Magic City Mayors |
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2003 Riverchase Cheetahs |
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2004 Smoke Rise Woosiers |
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2005 Riverchase Cheetahs |
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* The Tainted Title |
From Underneath The
Rock in Media Void
The BDFL's Weekly Game Summaries
By Bob Bullet
Week 5
“Phoning it in.”
Who’s hot?
The Bullets. The Benton Boys picked up another vict’ry this weekend with and old-fashioned A.W. vs. the Grenades. Bullet is so hot. The Bullerino is the “high-point-man” in Week 5 and continues to hold the top spot in the rugged Red Neck Division.
The Dogs get only 15 but top the Woeful Wooden Warriors. Mark’s Mutts remain undefeated.
Who’s not?
The Juggernauts who still haven’t won a game. The ‘Nauts fell to 0-5 by losing to the Pasco County Wizards who can just barely count to 10 after majoring in Sociology in Lee County in the 1980’s.
The winless Mayors got a Toby Keith boot up the @$$ in No Teeth, Tennessee (and it could have been something worse) to lose for the 5th straight time in 2006, this time to the amazing rhythm aces known as the Bootleggers who can reportedly pick a mean banjo.
The Grenades who suffered ignominious defeat at the hands of his Red Neck brother, right in his back yard near Music Row across the Cumberland River.
Seinfeld Segment:
“They’re real, and they’re spectacular,” former Seinfeld girlfriend Sidra (Terri Hatcher).
Quote of the week:
“Let’s see him do some jive talking this week,” said pencil-pushing Lyle and his Blades after taking the Fighting Slovaks to the obligatory woodshed in North Shelby County. Apparently, the Slovak Prince had been there before.
Edspiration:
“Everybody do this, (hold up number one’s with each hand) now that we got our fingers out of our @$$ maybe we can do something,” former Troy State and Kentucky head coach Charlie Bradshaw.
Same coach about Scott Hunter in an alumni game in Tuscaloosa, “I got a bone head for a quarterback.”
DK-isms:
Tacastrophe – for catastrophe.
Half-hazard – for haphazard.
Lamp-light – for lime light.
Generation Next:
The BDFL added one this week. Jack Barnes (Power Sleds) and Lisa had a baby girl, “Tori.” All are going well, at press time the PowerSleds and Gamblers game was in overtime and under instant replay, slow-motion review.
Next Week:
Is Throwback Week 6 where all your dreams can come true and anything can happen, especially with 6-teams (or more) having a “bye” week in the NFL.
Quote of the
Week
“I got a bone head for a quarterback"
Former Troy State
and Kentucky head coach Charlie Bradshaw about Scott Hunter in an
alumni game in Tuscaloosa
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