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Concocting a new potion

 The Cryptic

 Mystic

BDFL expansion views from the Wizard...

I don't recall having a league-wide expansion with no notice. Who in blazes are the Rocky Ridge Wildcats and the Helena Fighting Slovaks? My suspicions are the the Slovaks have something to do with the Slovensky clan and that some BDFL hierarchy palms have been greased liberally in the process. If so, I would contend we already have enough Slovensky blood coursing through the BDFL's veins with Chris, Bullet, and Jaimie. I think we may risk permanently damaging the BDFL gene pool if we arbitrarily add any more. If we get any more Slovensky blood in the BDFL, we'll have enough Knights of Columbus members to have a quorum and conduct KoC business. Maybe we can get a nice discount at the lodge. I'm betting the owner of the Rocky Ridge Wildcats has some Slovensky's hiding somewhere in his family tree, too. At this rate we might even enough Slovenskys to get the Pope to visit.

A Wizards vs. Sloth Monsters rivalry may be brewing...

Mukes has got his nose so far up the Commissioner's rear end he could probably do an upper GI exam while he's there.

The Wizards search for the right ingredients to a winning combination for their 2004 concoction

GREYSTONE FARMS - The Wizards dipped down deep in to the bottom of the bag to pull out some unknown ingredients (Suggs & Bell) in the 2004 BDFL Genuine Draft. The sage one is looking for the right combination for a magical potion that will mesmerize the BDFL and bring a second title to the grassy knolls of Greystone. However, the main ingredients for success this season for the Wizards will be a "get out jail free" card for Lewis, a healthy Bulger and some Geritol for Elam,

Jamal Lewis must stay out of jail to carry the load for the Wizards in 2004

Team Profile

CITY: Greystone

OWNER/GM: Jeff Parks
HEAD COACH: Patrick Fain Dye

TEAM COLORS: Deep Purple, Old Gold, White and Black

HOME STADIUM: Greystone Lawn Tennis, Croquet  & Golf Club
MASCOT: An angry Pinball Wizard like the one on Bill Gauldin's t-shirt when he was in the 8th grade
TEAM THEME SONG: Pinball Wizard
TEAM MOTTO: "How do ya' think he does it?...I don't know...What makes him so good" (an excerpt from Pinball Wizard)
WORK PHONE: 205.447-1790
HOME PHONE: 205.991-9653
CELL PHONE: 205.447-1790
EMAIL: skrap4956@aol.com

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