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From Underneath The Rock

In Media Void

By Bullet Hand

Bullet Hand-i-caps the 2004 BDFL Genuine Draft

MEDIA VOID - Now that the 2004 Genuine Draft is in the books, who were the winners, whiners and losers. Well, it's apparent that Bullet is not the most obnoxious BDFLer these days. Bullet lost the title Saturday night to newcomer Jerry James, leader of the James Gang. But, what else can we expect in naught-4.

GRAY BEARD DIVISION
The Commish's effort to design a league format where he can actually win may come to pass. Not only is Iron battling just three other Gray Beards for a post-season spot, he didn't choke on draft night.

1. Brady, Shaun Alexander and Terrell Owens give the Grenades the best chance of winning the division.
2. Cheetahs - Defending champs have McNabb, Faulk and little else.
3. Mayors - Air McNair and little else.
4. PowerSleds - How far can Peyton take them?
 

RED NECK DIVISION
Woo was a no show, but he got the 1st pick and his stand-in didn't mess it up with Priest Holmes a sure money player in the BDFL. But this division should be close with three barrels of trouble aimed at the Woo Crew.

1. Woosiers look tough to beat on paper
2. Gamblers - Garcia, McAlister and Harrison give these guys a strong hand.
3. Bullets - Has anybody else got four starting running backs? But you can only play two per week.
4. Bootleggers - Nothing to go with 2nd overall pick Tomlinson.
 

YELLOW HAMMER DIVISION
This division is certainly yellow for a reason.

1. The Dogs get the top nod with Trent Green, Portis and Holt anchoring key positions.
2. Juggernauts - A.E. got Vick and Stephan Davis and could contend.
3. Blades - Culpepper and a prayer.
4. Wildcats - Mr. Obnoxious gets a few has-beens and bench warmers.
 

GREEN HORN DIVISION
This should be the most competitive and may pull in the most overall points, probably because no one drafted too high, or too low Saturday night.

1. The Wizards look like the team to beat (on paper) with Bulger, Jamal Lewis, and Elam... but the others will be close.
2. Wooden Warriors - Still stinging from '03 choke... but, Ahman's on his side this time around.
3. Sloth Monsters - He got a new logo.
4. Fighting Slovaks - Not a bad rookie draft. But needs another Moss or two.
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2004 All-Big Daddy

Pre-Season Team

QB	Manning/IND	How can you pick anybody else right now?
RB	Holmes/KC	Chief Priest is the reigning Big Daddy of the Year
RB	Alexander/SEA	This is the year Shaun really shines
WR	Moss/MIN	The Freak is unstoppable
WR	Owens/PHI	A change of scenery will do him well
WR	Johnson/CIN	Big time mouth and a big time player
PK	Vanderjagt/IND	The more he drinks the better he kicks
DF	Kansas City	Dante Hall is the key to KCs special teams

2004 All-Big Daddy

Pre-Season 2nd Team

QB	Vick/ATL	If healthy, he may shatter the BDFL's QB record
RB	Green/GB	Last year was not a fluke
RB	Portis/WAS	Gibbs one back offense will feature Clinton
WR	Ward/PIT	Blue collar man that gets the job done
WR	Harrison/IND	One of the best to ever play the game
WR	Mason/TEN	Air's favorite target just keeps getting better
PK	Wilkens/STL	Gets plenty of turf opportunities
DF	Houston	Once won a game with nothing but defensive pts.

Quote of

the Week

From the 2004 BDFL Genuine Draft

"I have a theoretical question"

> Jerome Cecil James III

Quote of

the Week Too

From the 2004 BDFL Genuine Draft

"Shouldn't you have to pass an entrance exam before you can get a team in the BDFL?"

> The Wizard

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