#1 - Jugtown Juggernauts

RB-Adrian Peterson/Oklahoma

Nauts make Peterson the #1 Pony in the herd

#2 - Rocky Ridge Wildcats

WR-Calvin Johnson/Georgia Tech

After a small draft day snafu, Johnson is a Wildcat

#3 - Brookside Dogs

QB-JaMarcus Russell/LSU

Dogs pony up to make Russell the first QB to go

#4 - Black Creek Wooden Warriors

WR-Dwayne Jarrett/USC

Warriors do the right thing, resend pick and take Jarrett

#5 - Magic City Mayors

RB-Michael Bush/Louisville

Mayors take a chance and vote for another Bush

#6 - Riverchase Cheetahs

RB-Antonio Pittman/OSU

Cheetahs go with the swift rusher from Ohio State

#7 - Green Springs Grenades

QB-Brady Quinn/Notre Dame

Grenades take the Irish signal caller

#8 - Gulf Coast Gamblers

RB-Marshawn Lynch/California

Gambino Family stays intimidating with the Lynch Mob

#9 - Bristol Bootleggers

WR-Teddy Ginn Jr./Ohio State

Bootleggers stay in Ohio with the swift whiskey hauler

#10 - Helena Fighting Slovaks

TE-Greg Olsen/Miami

Slavs go with the best receiving TE in the draft

#11 - Fairfield PowerSleds

FB-Brian Leonard/Rutgers

Sleds keep it solid with the best FB in the draft

#12 - Benton Bullets

WR-Sidney Rice/SC

Rebel Yellers take a chance on the unknown Rice

#13 - Smoke Rise Woosiers

WR-Dwayne Bowe/LSU

Woosiers takes the big Bowe as the next Haymaker

#14- Pasco County Wizards

WR-Robert Meachem/Tennessee

Wizards take the big speedy receiver with the big upside

#15 - Silver Lakes Sloth Monsters

RB-Kenny Irons/Auburn

"...there's a woman to blame, but it's my own damn fault"

#16 - Druid City Blitz

RB-Brandon Jackson/Nebraska

Da Blitz selects the corn grinder Brandon Jackson