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TITLETOWN
- "Jargon" is the specialized terminology associated with a
particular field, or area of activity. Jargon is normally
employed in a particular communicative context and may not be
well understood outside that context. The context is usually a
particular occupation, but any ingroup can have jargon. Jargon
is defined as special words, or expressions, that are used by a
particular profession, or group, and are difficult for others to
understand. The legal world and the military and the Marines in
particular are well-known for their jargon. Over the last 30
years the Big Daddy Football League (BDFL) has developed it's
own jargon which is used in normal league communication. The
BDFL is big on abbreviations and some of the league's jargon
comes from these acronyms. Here's some of the BDFL's most
popular jargon:
> @$$ - Stands for the Aladdin Scoring System which tabulates
the weekly scoring
> vict'ry - Same as victory, but with only two syllables and
used to describe a win
> otv - Short for an overtime vict'ry and used to break a tie
game in the BDFL
> A.W. - Old-fashioned @$$ whipping and used to describe a win
of 21+ points
> WORM - Weekly One Roster Move utilized in Weeks 4-12 for
player drop/add
> The Bulletin - The official mouthpiece of the BDFL
with game summaries each week
> DSM - Dreaded Schedule Maker who makes out the regular season
schedule
> Pony - Same as a rookie and used heavily for the league's
annual college player draft
> ELVO - Evil Las Vegas Oddsmakers who set the latest lines each
week in the BDFL
> Wizardz Winnerz - The BDFL's version of Leonard's Losers who
partakes in the POTY
> POTY - Pronosticator of the Year award that goes to the
league's best handicapper
> BDCS - Big Daddy Championship Series, the post-season
championship tournament
> BMS - Big Mullet Series, the post-season consolation
tournament
> Iron Hand - The Commissioner of the BDFL who rules the league
with an iron hand
> Pucker Factor - Borrowed from the military for uneasiness and
used for an annal poll
> RICKA - Old for the RICKA Rule for Released, Injured, Cut,
Kicked-Off, or Arrested
> WARTS - Old scoring system standing for Woosiers' Accurate
Real Time Scoring
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