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SHADES
CREEK - "Monster Mash" is a 1962 novelty song by Bobby "Boris"
Pickett. The song was released as a single on Gary S. Paxton's
Garpax Records label in August 1962 along with a full-length LP
called The Original Monster Mash, which contained
several other monster-themed tunes. The "Monster Mash" single
was #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart on October 20–27
of that year, just before Halloween. Pickett was an
aspiring actor who sang with a band called the Cordials at night
while going to auditions during the day. One night, while
performing with his band, Pickett did a monologue in imitation
of horror movie actor Boris Karloff while performing the
Diamonds' "Little Darlin'. The audience loved it, and fellow
band member Lenny Capizzi encouraged Pickett to do more with the
Karloff imitation. Pickett and Capizzi composed "Monster Mash"
and recorded it with Gary S. Paxton, Johnny MacRae, Rickie Page
and Terry Berg, credited as "The Crypt-Kickers." Mel Taylor,
drummer for the Ventures, is sometimes credited playing on the
record as well. Some sources incorrectly credit Leon Russell as
the pianist; Pickett has clarified that Russell "was not on
'Monster Mash'", just the flip side. He had shown up to the
session late, and we had already finished "Monster Mash". The
song was partially inspired by Paxton's earlier novelty hit
"Alley Oop", as well as by the Mashed Potato dance craze of the
era. A variation on the Mashed Potato was danced to "Monster
Mash," in which the footwork was the same, but
Frankenstein-style monster gestures were made with the arms and
hands. The producers made extensive use of sound effects in the
recording; the sound of a coffin opening was imitated by a rusty
nail being pulled out of a board. The sound of a cauldron
bubbling was simulated by water being bubbled through a straw.
The Beatles would later do the same on their hit "Yellow
Submarine" and the chains rattling were simply chains being
dropped on a tile floor. "Monster Mash" has sustained a
lasting impact in various recordings, film inclusions, and
re-releases since its initial release. In 2021, nearly 60 years
after its release, "Monster Mash" re-entered the Billboard
Hot 100 chart at #37. As of 2023, the song was generating
$1 million annually in royalties. In Week
8 of the 30th season of the BDFL,
the Sloth Monsters buried the Bullets (45-12) in a graveyard
bash. The Slothsters always seem to peak in late October, for
some reason.
"Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett (1962)
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Pucker Factor
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Two Kentucky legends,
Aldolph Rupp and Colonel Harland Sanders enjoying some
cake in 1974
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The 2024 BDFL Pucker Factor
Poll
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NORTH
CORBIN, KY - The Pucker Factor Poll (PFP) doesn't necessarily
apply to all the teams in the BDFL. At this point of the season,
some teams will be able to coast to the Big Daddy Championship
Series (BDCS) like the Vulcans, PowerSleds and Bandits, while
others are basically already out of it altogether like the
Freebirds, Armadillos and Grenadiers. However, the PFP does apply
to a select group of 10 teams caught at the crossroads, in a
tight spot, that are trying desperately to advance to the BDFL's
Big Dance. The PFP is neither subjective, nor objective, but is
calculated by an intricate win-loss-total points secret formula
that is more complex than Colonel Harland Sanders' Kentucky
Fried Chicken famous recipe of 11 herbs and spices. So don't try
to figure all this out at home, just know that the poll has
always been 100% accurate in measuring the pucker factor in the
BDFL.
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2024 BDFL Pucker Factor Poll
After Week 8 of the 2024 Season
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#
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TEAM
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W
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L
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PTS
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1
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Mayors
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3
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5
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197
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2
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Blitz
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3
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5
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203
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3
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Sloth Monsters
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3
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5
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211
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4
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Dogs
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3
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5
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229
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5
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Gamblers
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4
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4
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200
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6
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Juggernauts
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4
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4
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212
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7
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Cheetahs
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4
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4
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214
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8
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Wildcats
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4
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4
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216
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9
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Bullets
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5
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3
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211
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10
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Bellcows
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5
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3
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221
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