Anticipation to Domination - Freebirds Fly High – Sickle the Sloths:

In a much anticipated match-up in Week Six, the Fultondale Freebirds completely dominated the Silver Lakes Sloth Monsters. Hime Hand’s Southern Rockers proved to be too much for Mukes’ Three Toed Tree Dwellers. Upon mutual agreement, Jaimie and Mukes decided to play the game in the across-the-street lot at Harry’s Bar in Tuscaloosa. So, both teams rushed through the game, so they could get into Harry’s and begin partaking earlier than normal, in an effort to stay, later than expected. After a rough start to 2018, the Freebirds now appear to be flying after back-to-back vict’ries.

Bullets Bash Butch:

In Week Six in BDFL action, the Benton Bullets started fast and finished strong in a wire-to-wire vict’ry over the Southside Cheetahs on the outfield grass football field at Regions Park, or at George Ward Park, whichever one is on Green Springs Avenue with the big statue of Greg Brown, or Jack Barnes, from his “other” league. At any rate, the Bullets jumped out to a big lead and rode their kicker (PK-Maher/DAL 22-points) and quarterback (QB-GOAT/NE 9-points) to a big win over the Sin Wagon that appears to be slowing down considerable in mid-season and mid-life.

Grenadiers Gutted by ‘Dillos:

Speaking of slowing down, the Mineral Springs Grenadiers look to be coasting to a slow crawl in BDFL action – on the field. The Commissioner is doing a good enough job in his Ivory Tower, High Rise, Commissioner’s Office, fending off the Rank & File on a daily basis and running policy and distributing discipline in the BDFL. However, “between the lines,” the Commissioner is getting killed. Old Iron’s Grenadiers are a bunch of mullets, er… bunch of misfits… or, bunch of duds in 2018. This past weekend, the old Hand Grenades were exploded on by the Duncanville Armadillos, who are beginning to look a little taller in the weekly standings, if not so vertically gifted in real life.

Juggernauts Over Power the PowerSleds:

In a very close contest in Week Six, the Jugtown Juggernauts pulled out a crimson red nail-biter over the Fairfield PowerSleds. Allyson has had a rough go of it this season both in the BDFL and on the assembly line in Lincoln with the rank & file, and apparently with some of the local yocals in Leeds. At any rate, she was able to get her ‘Nauts fired up on Sunday long enough to turn back the Mean Machine in what turned out to be a very close game. The Sleds were one of the biggest favorites in Week Six, so you’ll have to chalk this one up as an upset for the Bra Burners and an embarrassing defeat for the Sled Heads.

Gamblers Notch Vict’ry over the Blue Deacons:

Mistake number one for the Blue Deacons was not turning in their starters. Mistake number two for the Blue Deacons was trying to out-B.S. somebody from Mississippi. And, finally… mistake number three fwas not having heavy artillery in a match-up with the Dixie Mafia on a fall weekend with the weather finally getting cooler in the rolling hills of Bradford, Trafford, and Nector. The Bishop Squad should be "mo" ready this Sunday when they have a chance to notch another win in the BDFL.

Woosiers Hold on Against the Mayors:

Also in Blount County this weekend, the Smoke Rise Woosiers played host to the Magic City Mayors. This one stayed cordial for the opening “ice breakers,” and familiar “chit chat,” but when it was time to line up and go “toe-to-toe,” and man-to-man, the Cronies had a slight edge over the Cronies with all their political ties in Blount County. The Mayors controlled the clock (and the remote control) for much of the game, and kept Woo Crew on the sidelines for much of the day. And, when the smoke cleared and the final horn sounded, and the fat lady (denied by T.T. and A.A.) finally was allowed to sing… it was the Mayors earned a close win over the Woosiers.

Blitz Bombs BioCats in A.W. Rout:

“What happened in New England, or Five Points West for that matter?” The Druid City Blitz bombed the BioCats in Week Six in a lopsided game that nobody saw coming. Well, I’m sure if the old Wizard is still picking games – under the table in Tampa Town – he probably predicted this one. But, among the normal folks still officially associated with the BDFL, this one had to be characterized as a surprise. The Fritz Gritz Blitz had no mercy on the James Gang, running roughshod over the Western Hills Wildcats, and dealing them a devastating mid-season defeat on their home field, in the shadow of the Ferris Wheel at Fair Park.

Dorians Defeat Dogs:

The Altadena Dorians and the Brookside Dogs set the sport of football back light years this past weekend, and the weekend hobby of Fantasy Football perhaps back even further this past weekend in BDFL so-called action. The final score had the Dorians coming out on top in this game of grab-@$$, tiddy-bumping, mamby-pamby, arm-grabbing, and basically no-face, slap fighting between these one-time roomies. It was sad. It was turrible, just turrible.

WEEK 6 in the Jr BDFL - “It’s all about the kids.”

Attention Junior BDFLers: Check your players and defensive / special teams for point totals from Week Six in the NFL. Find the schedule from earlier in the season, and see who you were scheduled to play (Ex. Butterflies vs. Labs). Then check their players to find out how many points they scored. Then and only then, will you have some sort of idea as to how you did in Week Six. OR. Or, you could wait by your email account on your mobile device, iPad, iPad mini, lap top, or PC until you get an email on Wednesday with the official results. Thank you very little.