Wildcats Slaughter ‘Nauts, 48-3:

The defending BDFL Champions are on the move again, as you may have noticed in some emails, Facebook posts, Instagram, Twitter, and Pony Express – not to mention the cotton-picking front page of the BDFL website. This time Newburyport, Massachusetts is the site where the BioCats have set up shop. Through three weeks of the season, the Western Hills Wildcats are rocking and rolling. The James Gang is leading the way as one of four teams that are undefeated at 3-0 in the young BDFL season. In Week 3, the BioCats hammered the struggling Jugtown Juggernauts in epic, A.W.-style, 48-3. That’s actually a Double-A.W. Oh, and it does exist, you can check the official League Archives, if you so desire. Allyson did a good job with the tent on campus for the A&M game with the “Cousins on the Quad,” concept hitting its 8th year, but in the BDFL, she is one of four teams that have started off the season 0-3.

Cheetahs Notch A.W. Over Woosiers:

Butch Neal and his entourage visited the “Cousins on the Quad” festivities on Saturday, wresting away his grandson as much as possible from the non-BDFL grandparents. Then on Sunday, Butch’s Sin Wagon rolled all over the Smoke Rise Woosiers, notching an A.W. over the Woo Crew, 48-24, in a high-scoring affair. You may have heard “old Neal put ‘em down,” but that is NOT this Neal. This Neal is one of the good guys… as long as you don’t ask anyone from Blount County associated with the Woosiers (or the ‘other’ grandparents to little Brewer). By the way, the Southside Cheetahs are also 3-0 on the season.

Blitz Moves to 3-0 by Outscoring Sloths, 33-15:

In Druid City, the Fritz Blitz apparently turned down the bountiful tailgate and the associated camaraderie very nearby his corporate headquarters to focus all his attention on defeating the Shades Creek Sloth Monsters on Sunday. The strategy paid off handsomely for da Blitz as they made short work of the Three Toed Tree Dwellers, 33-15. Mukes really didn’t care, he had spent most of the night before at his old stomping grounds – Harry’s – wining and dining members of Alabama’s 1978 (Goal Line Stand) National Championship team.

Commissioner Crumbles to 0-3:

The Commissioner also got to visit with members of the Goal Line Stand team as part of his position with a pseudo advertising arm of the University. He was kinda like the go-get-me you-know-what for many of the needs of the players who got to Alabama just before Paul Fields, Curt Jarvis, and Willie Wyatt. He said all of them were a pleasure to deal with especially new-Barry Krauss and Marty Lyons and Rich Wingo and Murray Legg and Steadman Shealy and Don McNeal and Tony Nathan. Old Iron even did a stand-up job of grilling burgers for the masses that amassed afterwards at his house. However, on Sunday… it all hit the fan. The Mineral Springs Grenadiers were hog-tied by the Hayden District Bishop Squad (HDBS). The Blue Deacons topped the Grenadiers, 40-27.

Freebirds Shot Down by Dorians, 38-24:

Jammin Jaimie Hand stuck around in T-Town along enough to get a beer & a burger, and whip his family truckster out on McFarland and head back to Black Creek to take on the well-rested Altadena Dorians. Meanwhile, Old Barry was lying in wait for the Freebirds. And, like Tommy Kinney’s dad turning off Freebird in the early 80s, “Hey, I was listening to that,” Stephenson turned off the Skynyrd and Hime in the process by two touchdowns. Apparently, Barry had found some old band from Iceland, or Greenland, to listen to in the meantime to celebrate his big vict’ry.

Mayors Move to 3-0 by Side Swiping the ‘Dillos:

The Magic City Mayors moved to 3-0 on the season by topping the Duncanville Armadillos by a touchdown, 31-24. The Bulletin is constantly amazed how BDFL scores sometimes come out in a single week, just like NFL, College Football, and High School football game scores. (This week: 31-24, 38-24, 48-24, and 13-8 for example) K.P. completed his commitments in T-Town early Sunday morning and took a detour on his way back to Charlotte, going by the Magic City to face off against the Mayors. It went well early for the ‘Dillos, but the Cronies eventually rallied back to hold home serve and defeat the best little BDFL team from Texas, 31-24.

Sleds Slip Past Guard Dogs, 35-25:

Dog and Jack were thick as thieves on Saturday, arriving socially or fashionably late to the tailgate, and then leaving early. But, they seemed to be in cahoots. Then, on Sunday afternoon, a BDFL game broke out between the Fairfield PowerSleds and the Brookside Dogs. It was ugly. They were pulling hair, and slap fighting with no hits to the face allowed. Reports also surfaced that they were tiddy bumping, arm grabbing, and grab @$$ing too. In other words, it looked a little like a Big 12 game. Jack won 35-25 over Dog. They shook hands and parted ways.

Bullets Edge Gamblers by Five:

In the BDFL’s dumpster fire game of the week, the Benton Bullets picked up their first vict’ry of the season by edging the Gulf Coast Gamblers, 13-8. This game doesn’t deserve any more ink or pixels or space on a quasi-blog on a back webpage of a fantasy football website. Click.

WEEK 3 in the Jr BDFL - “It’s all about the kids.”

The official motto of the Jr BDFL is “it’s all about the kids.” But, sometimes it’s all about Old School lessons. And, this week, you kids in the Junior League will have to wait a day or two for the official outcomes from the Week Three games in your league. If you follow your team, and your players, you have a general idea of how your team faired and how many total points you scored. Your update will be emailed out to you soon. Thank you very little.