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BLACK
CREEK -
A "death knell" is the ringing of a church bell immediately
after a death to announce that a death has taken place. When a
large bell tolls, it is called a knell. I always thought it was
"death nail" like the last nail in a coffin type deal, but
that's what we are here to correct, these type misconceptions
that we may have all developed over time. Historically, there
were three traditional church bells rung when someone was dying;
the passing bell, the death knell and the lych bell, or corpse
bell. The passing bell warned of impending death. The death
knell was rung immediately after someone had died and the lych
bell was the final bell and it still survives today as the ol'
proverbial funeral toll which is rung at the funeral. The death
knell is recognizable by its muffled sound. The bell ringer
would place a leather muffle over half of the bell’s clapper.
The sound goes back and forth between a harder chime and a
muffled chime. Ringing of the death bells is done slowly and
reverently. It usually involves one bell with a significant gap
between strikes. Therefore, the death knell doesn’t sound like a
regular church bell. The bell will produce a softer chime due to
the muffler and since only half of the clapper is muffled, you
hear a different sounding tone with each strike. One time will
be a loud strike, and the next time a muffled strike. The
muffled bell has a very mournful and echoing effect. The ringing
of the funeral toll bells goes back to 16th century England when
King Henry VIII and Queen Elizabeth I introduced it into Canon
Law. The church used the ringing bells to alert the local
communities of someone dying, or of a recent death. Scotland can
trace using death bells back to the 1400s. The church had
condoned the practice of ringing bells to frighten away evil
spirits. To deter evil spirits from entering the body, the dead
bell would be rung. The ringing of the dead bell had two
reasons: First, it announced the death and secondly, to drive
away the evil spirits that waited at the foot of the dead
person’s bed. Practically, funeral bells have always served as a
reminder that death is never far away. When the townspeople
would hear the bell, they would stop what they were doing, take
notice and pray. They would ask for blessings upon the poor soul
that would soon be passing. The exercise of ringing a death
knell was popular until the 19th century. With urbanization and
many other factors, the practice has faded from regularity to
only certain churches and special occasions. In Week 9 of the
BDFL, the "death knell" tolled for the death of the Freebirds as
the Bellcows rung their proverbial bell with a classic 35-30
come-from-behind vict'ry at Black Creek Ball Park to keep
bragging rights going for the Bellcows in North Jefferson County
for another year.
The Bells Ring by The Swimming Pool Q's (1984)
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The 2023
BDFL Pucker Factor Poll (PFP)
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NORTH
CORBIN, KY - The Pucker Factor Poll (PFP) doesn't
necessarily apply to all the teams in the BDFL. At this
point of the season, some teams will be able to coast to
the Big Daddy Championship Series (BDCS) like the
Cheetahs, Blitz and Dogs, while others are basically
already out of it altogether like the Sloth Monsters,
PowerSleds and Grenadiers. However, the PFP does apply
to a select group of 10 teams caught at the crossroads,
in a tight spot, that are trying desperately to advance
to the BDFL's Big Dance. The PFP is neither subjective,
nor objective, but it does go by an intricate
win-loss-total points secret formula that is more
complex than Colonel Harland Sanders' Kentucky Fried
Chicken famous recipe of 11 herbs and spices. So don't
try to figure all this out at home, just know that the
poll has always been 100% accurate.
2023 BDFL Pucker
Factor Poll
After Week 9 of the 2023
Season
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TEAM
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W
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L
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PTS
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1
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Gamblers
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2
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7
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222
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2
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Freebirds
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5
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4
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174
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3
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Bellcows
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4
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5
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194
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4
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Bandits
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4
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5
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202
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5
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Wildcats
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5
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4
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199
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6
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Bullets
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4
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5
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249
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7
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Mayors
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4
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5
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288
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8
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Vulcans
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5
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4
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206
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9
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Juggernauts
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6
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3
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197
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10
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Armadillos
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6
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3
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260
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