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RICKWOOD -
Nuthin' Fancy is the third studio album by the Southern
rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd, released on March 24, 1975. It was
recorded at the WEBB IV Studios in Atlanta except for track one
(Saturday Night Special) which was recorded at Studio One in
Doraville, Georgia. Originally containing only eight tracks, it
was Skynyrd's first album to reach the top 10, peaking at #9 on
the U.S. album charts. It was certified gold on June 27, 1975,
and later certified platinum on July 21, 1987. This was the
band's first LP with new drummer Artimus Pyle and the last album
with guitarist Ed King, who left the band in the middle of their
"Torture Tour" in May of 1975. The album is best known for its
only single, "Saturday Night Special", an anti-cheap-hand-gun
song that peaked at #27 on the U.S. Billboard charts. The single
got a big boost prior to the album's release by being featured
in the opening scene of The Longest Yard movie staring
Burt Reynolds in August of 1974, a whole nine months
before the single was even released from the Nuthin’ Fancy
LP. As part of Lynyrd Skynyrd's
strenuous 90-day, 61-concert schedule aptly entitled the
"Torture Tour", the band headlined a concert
at Birmingham's Rickwood Field on July 4, 1975 to help promote
the Nuthin' Fancy album. This was the second of three
summer concerts by the band that would be hosted by the
venerable baseball park on the Magic City's westside. The last
one in the summer of 1976 was the infamous Skynyd concert that
the City of Birmingham had the power cut-off on the band before
the show was finished. The real Lynyrd Skynyrd went down with
Ronnie Van Zant and other band members and crew in the tragic
plane crash on October 20, 1977 near Gillsburg, Mississippi
making the 1976 Rickwood concert, the last show the band ever
played in Birmingham. In Week 8 of the BDFL, the Black Creek
Freebirds did "nuthin' fancy" in their 41-19 defeat of the
Fairfield PowerSleds at Rickwood Field in a so-called neutral
field match-up like they play in Skynyrd's home town of
Jacksonville, Florida this time of year. In other noteworthy
BDFL games during Week 8, the Shades Creek Sloth Monsters got
their first win of the season while the Brookside Dogs picked up
their first loss of the season.
Saturday Night Special by Lynyrd Skynyrd from The
Longest Yard (1974)
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The
Aladdin Scoring System (@$$)
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TITLETOWN
- "Aladdin" is a Middle-Eastern folk tale with a genie in a
lamp, magic carpet rides and a shot at three wishes. It is one
of the best-known tales associated with The
Book of One Thousand and One Nights (The Arabian Nights) despite
not being part of the original text. The story was added by the
Frenchman Antoine Galland in 1710 based on an old folk tale that
he heard from the Syrian Maronite storyteller Hanna Diyab. The
BDFL incorporated and established the Aladdin Scoring System
(@$$) in 2019 once Woosier's Accurate Real-Time Scoring (WARTS)
system was retired. The "Aladdin" name was derived from the
magical software designer simply known as "ADARRING". The
league's goal for scoring games has always been to be as close
to real football as possible. The BDFL has never been sucked
into points per reception (PPR) and points for yardage and other
BS forms of scoring that leads to unrealistic player point
totals and ridiculous game scores. Nothing upsets The
Commissioner of the BDFL (Iron Hand) more than BS stat-type
scoring in fantasy football. In real football a touchdown is
worth six (6) points, the same as in the BDFL. A field goal is
worth three (3) points in real football, the same in the BDFL. A
safety is worth two (2) points in real football, the same in the
BDFL. The same can be said for two-point conversions (2) and
extra points (1). Since the league's conception, passing
touchdowns have been split equally between the quarterback and
the receiver (3+3=6) with the mindset that both players
contributed to the six (6) point touchdown. The BDFL's only
scoring caveat is the reward of "double the points" for plays
over 50 yards. This was done to reward big scoring plays and for
the fun of it all. With @$$, the BDFL tracks every player in the
NFL each week to ascertain their BDFL point total and record
this value in @$$'s magical scoring machine. As a result of this
highly disciplined scoring system, the BDFL has had realistic
game scores for 28 years and counting. To prove how well
the BDFL has done with managing the league's scoring system,
consider that in the NFL last season (2022) the average team
scoring was 21.9 points per team per game (24.2 in the BDFL).
The BDFL's slight scoring increase over the NFL can be traced to
the league's unique point reward policy of "double the points"
for all scoring plays over 50 yards. We go through this math
exercise to prove a point. The BDFL has perfected how scoring
should be tabulated in fantasy football. Period. End of story.
The rest of the fantasy football world is living on Fantasy
Island in La La Land with Tatoo, far, far away from pro football
reality. Thank you for helping keep the BDFL as the leader in
the real world of fantasy football.

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