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WATSON,
AL - While the video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
brought some attention to the word back in 2013, the BDFL had
been using "revengeance" decades prior to Konami. It is actually a real,
historical word that dates back to the 15th century. It is a blend (or
portmanteau) of "revenge" and "vengeance." Because "revenge" and
"vengeance" already mean almost the same thing, linguists consider
"revengeance" a pleonasm - a word that uses more syllables than
necessary to express an idea and make a statement. The BDFL's meaning
for "revengeance" is usually defined as an act of retaliation driven by
personal anger, spite, and desire to see someone suffer while at the
same time re-establishing justice, balancing the moral scale and
punishing crime offenders with divine and legal justice. In the BDFL,
revengeance is the ultimate payback at the intersection of personal rage
and objective justice. To go a step further into the root meaning of the word, it defines a situation where a victim takes the law
into their own hands, not just for personal satisfaction (revenge), but
to enact a grand, righteous punishment that a broken system failed to
deliver (vengeance) in the first place. In other words, total
retaliation because "revengeance" combines the two words for payback, it
conceptually implies "extreme, absolute, or ultimate retribution", but
not just merely getting even; it is completely dismantling the
wrongdoer, so they can never inflict harm again. In Week 2 of the BDFL's
32nd season, the Grenadiers got some much needed "revengeance" on the
blacktop at Mineral over the Fieldstown Bellcows (35-19). The home
vict'ry comes after last year's humiliating defeat (40-34) on the road
in the annual provincial "Battle of El Dorado".
El Paso by Marty Robbins (Live 1959)
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The BDFL's
WORM Hole is now wide open
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AUDUBON
PLACE - The BDFL's patented WORM Rule will be back for a sixth
season to help keep the BDFL as competitive as possible. WORM is
an acronym for the Week's One Roster Move. It means each team in
the BDFL is free to drop and add one player per week during the
season from Week 3 to Week 9. This gives each team seven
possible roster moves per season which is half the team which is
more than plenty. We start the WORM transactions prior to the
Week 3 match-ups with the mindset being, you got to pay a little
for bad luck and bad draft decisions to be fair to the rest of
the league. The Magic City Mayors have been the most active team
to utilize the WORM Rule the last five seasons and have two
titles within this span. The Mayors are now the poster child for
the WORM Rule. Last season (2025) there was a ton of value found
in the ol' proverbial "Worm Hole" with the likes of Johnston,
Prater, Tucker, Pineiro, Jennings, Gainwell, Vidal, Gordon,
Patterson, Waller, Wentz and others all coming into the league
during the regular season to help contribute to BDFL rosters via
the WORM Rule. Look for even more WORM value this season when
teams need an in-season roster boost. The weekly process is
quite simple, just email Iron Hand prior to the weekly starters
deadline to make your WORM move. Typically, the weekly WORM Hole
window is open each week from Monday at midnight until the
starters are due on Thursday. Try not to enter the WORM Hole
before it opens since this is dangerous business.
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2026
BDFL WORM Rule Moves
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BDFL TEAM
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ADDED
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DROPPED
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3
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Sloth
Monsters
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PK-Carlson/NO
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PK-Smyth/NO
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3
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Blitz
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TE-Kmet/CHI
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WR-Aiyku/SF
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3
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Grenadiers
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TE-Waller/CAR
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WR-Dell/HOU
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3
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Cheetahs
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WR-Coker/CAR
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WR-Branch/ATL
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3
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Wildcats
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PK-Stevens/WAS
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PK-Moody/FA
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3
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Bandits
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RB-Wilson/SEA
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RB-Holani/SEA
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