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Woosier's Accurate Real Time Scoring (WARTS) is the BDFL official scorer

HAYDEN - WARTS has been scoring every player in the BDFL for over 14 years. With a highly trained staff of number crunchers, WARTS never makes a mistake. In this bottom line world, WARTS is the trusted name in scoring accuracy. WARTS is patterned after the ancient Chinese samurai warrior Cyrus Woo's system of accurately accounting for the dead he killed during battle. According to ancient Chinese manuscripts from the 400's, the famous Woo once defeated Attila Mundzuk in a friendly neighborhood skirmish with smoke, mirrors and caffeine before the young Attila got his start with the Huns.


The WARTS Report | Week 17        Complete WARTS Excel spreadsheet link
2015     BDCS & BMS Finals        
WEEK #17            
OPEN: ALL TEAMS PLAYING                        
                           
Blitz LW   Armadillos IN   Bullets LW   Cheetahs IN
QB Fitzpatrick/NYJ  6   QB Tannehill/MIA  6   QB Carr/OAK  3   QB Bortles/JAX  0
RB Riddick/DET  0   RB Peterson/MIN  6   RB Lacy/GB  0   RB Freeman/ATL  3
RB Miller/MIA  0   RB Langford/CHI  0   RB Yeldon/JAX  DNP   RB Williams/BUF  6
WR Reed/WAS  0   WR Evans/TB  0   WR White/ATL  0   WR Cobb/GB  0
WR Williams/DAL 0   WR Ginn/CAR DNP   WR Crabtree/OAK 3   WR Maclin/KC 3
WR Daniels/DEN 0   WR Olsen/CAR 0   WR Hilton/IND 0   WR Hurns/JAX 0
PK Myers/JAX   6   PK Vinatieri/IND   15   PK Crosby/GB   7   PK Hauschka/SEA   18
DF Pittsburgh 0   DF Buffalo  0   DF New Orleans  0   DF Houston  6
  TOTAL 12     TOTAL 27     TOTAL 13     TOTAL 36
                           
Dogs LW   Fightin' Slovaks LW   Gamblers LW   Grenadiers IN
QB Wilson/SEA   9   QB Ryan/ATL  6   QB Smith/NYJ  0   QB Manning/NYG  6
RB Morris/WAS  0   RB Martin/TB  0   RB McCoy/BUF  DNP   RB Gurley/STL  DNP
RB Jones/WAS  DNP   RB Spiller/NO  0   RB Vereen/NYG  0   RB Murray/OAK  0
WR Kelce/KC  0   WR Jones/ATL  0   WR Hopkins/HOU  0   WR Marshall/NYJ  3
WR Adams/GB 0   WR Garcon/WAS 3   WR Bryant/DAL DNP   WR Fitzgerald/ARI 3
WR Parker/MIA 3   WR Sanu/CIN 0   WR Barnidge/CLE 0   WR Brown/PIT 3
PK Catanzaro/ARI   0   PK Janikowski/OAK   5   PK Sturgis/PHI   5   PK Zuerlein/STL   10
DF Philadelphia   12   DF Atlanta  0   DF New York Giants  0   DF New England  0
  TOTAL 24     TOTAL 14     TOTAL 5     TOTAL 25
                           
Juggernauts IN   Mayors LW   Sloth Monsters IN   PowerSleds IN
QB Brady/NE  0   QB Palmer/ARI  3   QB Brees/NO  3   QB Rodgers/GB  3
RB Gore/IND  0   RB Anderson/DEN  6   RB Bernard/CIN  0   RB Hill/CIN  6
RB Bell/DET  0   RB Williams/NYG  0   RB Williams/PIT  0   RB Artis-Payne/CAR  6
WR Randle/NYG  3   WR Thomas/DEN  6   WR Beckham/NYG  0   WR Matthews/PHI  6
WR Watkins/BUF 0   WR Fleener/IND 6   WR Watson/NO 3   WR Tate/DET  0
WR Cooper/OAK 0   WR Floyd/SD 0   WR Rodgers/GB 3   WR Cooks/NO 0
PK Gano/CAR   8   PK Nugent/CIN 9   PK Bailey/DAL   3   PK Gostkowski/NE   4
DF Green Bay  0   DF Minnesota  12   DF Dallas  0   DF St . Louis  0
  TOTAL 11     TOTAL 42     TOTAL 12     TOTAL 25
                           
Wildcats LW   Wizards IN   Woosiers IN   WWarriors LW
QB Hasselbeck/IND  DNP   QB Rivers/SD  9   QB Newton/CAR  18   QB Cutler/CHI  6
RB McFadden/DAL  0   RB Ivory/NYJ  0   RB West/KC  0   RB Murray/PHI  12
RB D.Johnson/ARI  0   RB Johnson/CLE  0   RB Mathews/PHI  0   RB Andrews/TEN  0
WR Johnson/DET  3   WR Gronkowski/NE  0   WR Sanders/DEN  0   WR Green/CIN  3
WR Davis/DEN 0   WR Robinson/Jax 0   WR Agholor/PHI 0   WR Austin/STL 0
WR Witten/DAL 3   WR Jo. Brown/ARI 0   WR Thomas/JAX 0   WR Landry/MIA 0
PK Gould/CHI   8   PK Barth/TB   4   PK McManus/DEN   9   PK Novak/HOU   18
DF Baltimore  0   DF Tampa Bay 0   DF Denver  0   DF New York Jets  0
  TOTAL 14     TOTAL 13     TOTAL 27     TOTAL 39
                           
THE BDFL SCOREBOARD  WEEK #17  
ww Juggernauts 11   EL Cheetahs (-5.5) 36     Fightin' Slovaks 14     Blitz 12
  SlothMonsters (-3.5) 12     Dogs 24   ww Wildcats (-4.5) (V) 14   EL Mayors (-5.5) 42
                             
ww PowerSleds 25     Gamblers 5   EL WWarriors (-2.5) 39   ww Bullets (-1.5) 13
  Woosiers (-4.5) 27   EL Grenadiers (-2.5) 25     Wizards 13     Armadillos 27
                           
Week #17 Totals Pts   Comments             Weekly Rewards  
Mayors 42   Building up some good momentum for the upcoming election year   The Big Daddy  
Wooden Warriors 39   Indian Bingo is back at Black Creek, Elmo is calling out the numbers   WOO-QB-Newton/CAR 18
Cheetahs 36   After a Draft Night disaster, Cheetahs preformed well for the crowd   The Top Dog  
Woosiers 27   Woosiers let a title slip away in the semi-finals, but vows to be back   Mayors 42
Armadillos 27   The Dillos win a big one to avoid the Toilet Seat Team of the Year   The Toilet Seat  
Grenadiers 25   The foundation was built in 2015 for a dynasty to come in the future   Gamblers 5
PowerSleds 25   PowerSleds could have won the title this season with a few breaks   The Bonehead  
Dogs 24   With more time on his hands, Dog should be getting better at this   JUG-QB-Stafford/DET -9
Wildcats 14   Wildcats win the Big Mullet Bowl and the first pick in the Pony Draft        
Fightin' Slovaks 14   Impressive run in the Big Mullet Series has the Republic hopping   End of Season
Wizards 13   The Wizard needs to make Draft Night next year to right this ship   NONE
Bullets 13   On WEAK-FM: The Bullets earn the Toilet Seat Team of the Year  
Blitz 12   The Fritz Gritz Blitz needs a new "plan of attack" for next season  
Sloth Monsters 12   It came down to who wanted it the most and the Sloths won the title    Bragging Rights
Juggernauts 11   Naut a good week for the Rice Rockets to lose their fuselage  
Gamblers 5   Time to head over to Atmore and re-group for the Dixie Mafia  
                      In Effect!!!!!!!!!!
Power Rankings Leader   ww Wizardz Winnerz 4 75 POTY Award Winner  
Gray Beard Division 1915   EL ELVO 4 61 Black Monday for ELVO   OPEN: Nobody

 

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