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The Bulletin - Week 17

From underneath a rock in Media Void

Week 17 - Woodies Win It All

Ten Straight Wins Gives the Wooden Warriors their First BDFL Championship:

“Roll Tribe!” The Black Creek Wooden Warriors got on a roll in the middle of the season (after an 0-7 start), and “rocked and rolled” through November and December, notching 10-straight wins on their ceremonial totem pole. When the war path for Kawliga & Company reached its zenith in the Big Daddy Championship Series, and then in the Big Daddy Bowl, the tomahawks were swinging, and the “spears were chunking,” as the Tribe scalped all-comers in the BDFL. After the smoke cleared from the “Indian Wars,” the Wooden Warriors claimed their first-ever BDFL Championship and the shiny Grand Daddy Trophy that goes with the title.

In the Big Daddy Bowl, Bocephus wasted little time jumping on the up-start Duncanville Armadillos, who proved to be an outstanding edition to the BDFL, almost winning it all in year one for their franchise. Instead, “Old Chief Kawliga” gets the championship by doubling-up the ‘Dillos 34-17 in Week 17, ending 17-years of frustration for the Tribe that “had been” perennial Bridesmaids in the BDFL (until now). Victory was sweet for the team that everybody had written off in 2012 after those seven loses to begin the season. But, Hime got QB-Romo going and Adrian Peterson had an MVP season, and Michael “The Burner” Turner was solid and the Woodies just would not lose a game down the stretch.

So, the Bulletin congratulates the Wooden Warriors for their unprecedented run to the championship. Hopefully, there will be room on Jaimie’s mantle (with all the trophies from his ‘other’ league) for the Grand Daddy.

Mayors Slap Slovaks to Take Home the Bronze:

Adam Slovensky was hot for a while, but after completely gagging in the semi-finals of the BDCS (9-points in OT loss to the Armadillos), the Slovaks were blasted in the consolation game in the Big Dance. Alan Arrington shut up the EuroTrash talkers for the off-season, with a convincing 32-24 win. Now, it was a pretty good year for the Slovaks, but about 4th place is about the best they can do. Meanwhile, the Magic City Mayors await the building of the new downtown ballpark where they can share time with a double-A franchise, and bill the Barons for all of the Cronies perks.

In other BDCS action:

The Commissioner ended the season on a high note, by dropping the defending champion Fairfield Powersleds, 41-25. And, in an overtime game at Fair Park, the Western Hills Wildcats topped the Jugtown Juggernauts in overtime.

Big Mullet Series:

The Bulletin doesn’t report much on the Big Mullet Series, but it is interesting to note, that the only thing that could stop the Riverchase Cheetahs in 2012 was the “Bullet Rule.” The Sin Wagon rolled to a high point total and to a lopsided win (A.W.) over the Smoke Rise Woosiers in the Big Mullet Final. But, their losing record doomed the Cheetah Man. Meanwhile, to absolutely no one’s surprise, the Pasco County Wizards LOST the “Toilet Bowl” and one of the worst year’s ever in Fantasy Football comes to an end for Jeff Parks with the “Toilet Bowl Team of the YEAR” distinction for Merlin and his minions. See you next year, or at the Super Bowl Gala.

Quote of the week:

“I hope I don’t have to whoop somebody else’s ass,” said Jaimie Hand (after pretty much whipping everybody’s @$$ in the BDFL in 2012).

Quote of the week, Number 2:

“She’s pretty… pretty ugly,” Jaimie Hand said once (or twice).

Quote of the week, Number 3:

“He’s a bicycle,” Jaimie Hand said once (or twice).

Quote of the week, Number 4:

“Tebow cried, Cam lied, trees died, LSU tried, Roll Tide,” we’ll credit this one to the BDFL Champion also.

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